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Listed By: Rita Repulsa

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Pope LEO XIV (Robert Prevost, U.S.A.) will act as the technical pope while Trump remains honorary, acting representative of Divine Order for humankind. Hidden within his aphorisms are many gems of truth for humankind. 🙏

By Executive Order:  Divine Comedy Most Sublime

Listed By: Rita Repulsa

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Back in 2008, the Catholic church came up with 7 new sins for adherents to agonize over. They are:

1. “Bioethical” violations such as birth control

2. “Morally dubious” experiments such as stem cell research

3. Drug abuse

4. Polluting the environment

5. Contributing to widening divide between rich and poor

6. Excessive wealth

7. Creating poverty

I am, personally, unclear as to whether penance for these sins would involve traditional Catholic penance, gnawing, debilitating guilt, or simply monetary compensation — as was the preferred method for ye warlords of olde.

In Good With the Father

Listed By: Rita Repulsa

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Sending someone driving around in the States with no license back to the Motherland? Back to the crucible of mestizaje, where the ancient world of the indigenous Americans and the progress of Europe first collided amidst the scenic backdrop of Mexico's natural beauty? This is a sin!

Ring the alarums! Sound the klaxons! Frail and delicate White hands will be subjected to melanoma-causing solar radiation without vulnerable workers in legally dubious standing to pay low wages to! Oh, who needs purgatory when we have Mexico? Call the Pope and ask him to pray this poor soul back to (mostly Protestant...) Anglo-America! (I.e., Heaven.)

Oh, if but only the Monroe Doctrine had been implemented with full force and vigor, the rest of the Western Hemisphere could experience the wealth of wisdom granted by the governance of Tío Güero, beloved patron saint of the imperial Yankee...

America: Epicenter of Racism

(And Trump... Don't forget Trump...)

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A web cam could have covered this event. So, enough with the smoke already.

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