Tessa Does Facebook Dating

SAN ANGELO, TX — When I signed up for Facebook Dating, I didn’t expect much. Honestly, I thought I’d poke around, maybe meet someone normal, and move on. But within one week, I somehow became a Facebook dating MVP—with over a hundred swipes a day, multiple offers of money, and an inbox so full I haven’t even scratched the surface.

Yes, really. I’ve got hundreds of unopened messages sitting in my account right now.

First of all, swiping left is a “no” and swiping right is a “yes”.  I hit the daily swipe limit (100!) every day. I didn’t even know Facebook Dating had a limit—apparently, I found it. The response was kind of wild, and it happened fast.

What really seemed to catch people’s attention was my old-fashioned style, my music taste, and my sense of humor. I wasn’t trying to curate some trendy online persona—I just posted pictures that felt like me. One of those pictures featured me absolutely going to town on some chicken wings. That one? A fan favorite. Men could not stop talking about it. Apparently, wing confidence is attractive now. They thought it was hilarious and honestly, I loved that. It showed they actually looked at my photos and had a sense of humor. I guess there’s something endearing about a girl who can handle her wings.

What I really liked about Facebook Dating is that people could comment on my photos before we matched. That gave me way more insight into their personality. A funny or thoughtful message made me way more likely to swipe right. It felt more real—less like a game and more like, “Oh hey, you noticed I’m not afraid to be myself.”

Then things got even weirder—in the best way.

More than one guy offered me money. Actual, no-joke, cash. I didn’t take it, obviously, but it definitely added to the “what is happening?” energy of the week.

And as if that wasn’t enough, some men actually tracked down my real Facebook profile and started messaging me directly. I guess if there's one thing more powerful than dating algorithms, it’s motivated men with internet access.

I still haven’t gone through all my messages. There are so many. It’s a little overwhelming, but honestly, also flattering. I went in expecting a handful of awkward conversations—and walked out (well, logged out) feeling like the Sydney Sweeney of Facebook Dating.

But not everything was charming or funny.

As my profile gained traction, things got...weird. Some men were surprisingly persistent, messaging me over and over—even after I told them I wasn’t interested. I had people find my real Facebook account and message me directly or finding me on other platforms, sometimes with pressure or emotional manipulation to respond. Multiple guys would not let the money or free vacations go.

And I was clear. I would tell them I wasn’t interested—kindly, respectfully, and directly. But some people didn’t want to hear “no.” They treated my profile like a challenge, not a person. That part was unsettling.

Dating apps can be fun, and for the most part, I did have a blast. I got to talk to some sweet, funny, and genuinely interesting guys. But there’s also a side people don’t talk about as much—the obsessive energy, the entitlement some people feel to your attention, and how quickly things can go from flirty to uncomfortable.

Still, I don't regret trying it. It gave me stories, it gave me laughs, and it reminded me of the importance of knowing your boundaries—and sticking to them.

So what’s next? Who knows. Maybe I’ll respond to someone. Maybe I’ll just keep eating chicken wings and let the DMs and cash offers roll in.

But if you're thinking of trying it—my advice? Be yourself. Post the funny picture. Let them see who you are. And if someone offers you money…maybe screenshot it for the group chat first.

With charm, wit, and a swipe strategy that’s clearly working, I am living proof that love—or at least a really entertaining inbox—is just a profile away. Be genuine. Post pictures that tell a story. And if someone comments on how cute your dog is? Marry them. Immediately.