That Was Not A UFO You Saw

It's important that we don't jump to conclusions when we see lights in the sky. In an era of advances in space exploration, where drones of all types are flying through the air, we have to ask ourselves an important question when we see something in the sky:

What has incumbent representative Darby done to anger the advanced non-human race, known as the "Progenitors," that seeded life on Earth? Word on the street, through the grapevine in the abandoned back-alleys of the barrio, is that he has an antipathy towards puppies. Rumor has it.

While we know that SAL is obligated to peddle the federal propaganda about our place in the galactic community and obfuscate the display by the Progenitors as being swamp gas reflecting the light from Space X, Texas wants you to know where you stand and encourage good relationships with all of our neighbors, whether global or extraplanetary. (Or stationed underground or beneath the ocean.)

The first step to good relations between neighbors is good fences, well defined boundaries, both on the Earth and in the skies. Let's put our petty differences aside and focus on the bigger picture.