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Extreme Midget Wrestling Coming to San Angelo

By Matt Trammell, Apr 18, 2019
 

SAN ANGELO, TX – The Extreme Midget Wrestling Co. has chosen San Angelo for a stop on their tour.

The show will be held at the Concho Palace on July 11 and for only $20 you can see the "Baddest Little Show" on the planet. You can see wrestlers such as Bruce Lee Roy, Eddie Vato, and Champion Mike Hawk.

If you wait until doors open you will have to pay an additional $5. VIP and Ringside tickets are also available, but could sell out quickly.

The world's smallest wrestlers are competing for the title! Midgets vs. Dwarfs in an all out Pro Wrestling War.

You can buy your tickets at the Extreme Midget Wrestling website. 

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Soon after, some group of idle ''progressive'' minds will concoct a plan to deprive these performers of a paycheck....for their own good, of course.

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...which would explain the characteristic lack of humor among those on the Left.

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Has nothing to do with the article, though. Just taking this opportunity to share interesting, albeit entirely unrelated, measurable facts. :D

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