UPDATE: Cavender's Robbery Suspect "I'll F---ing Stab You!"

..that's what at least 2/3 of the #METOO gaggle needs -- some much needed male attention, and more so, male validation.

As I read through some of the more sensationalized cases, this viral farce seemed to be comprised mostly of two types of females: jaded, middle aged celebrity types who aren't landing the gigs they were 20+ years ago, and entitled millennials with a handful of menial social justice ventures under their belt, which didn't exactly lead them to the crown and throne, they always assumed they deserved.

Actress, Reese Witherspoon (to police officer): Do you know who I am?!

If sappy 90's flicks weren't our thing, or simply just the era we were born in, chances are, Reese, no, we don't -- but thanks to allegations as old as her last box office hit .. "hey, I remember her now!".

In Hollywood, hijacking the plight of abused women is just another career move. In a world where your biggest problems are what designer to wear and remembering to wax your bikini line, you don't see a lot of true hardship.

The lower echelon of the charade simply has no shame. In their world of photoshopped selfies and contrived internet personas, crying "abuse" is just another "LIKE" on their Facebook, and with enough determination, possibly a paycheck and a few minutes in the spotlight. "Victimhood'' is no longer a circumstance of unfortunate events -- it becomes a lifestyle (see Factitious Disorders).

I suppose it could've gone one of two ways, with the tamed shrew you mentioned, Rita. Either she was going to fly off the handle and give Gloria Allred a call, or rediscover and (re-learn) the warm and fuzzy feelings of casual, friendly human interaction.

Warm fuzziness is all fine and good, friend Lares, but in defense of our Queen Boudica featured above, some individuals really don't know how to take a hint. Sometimes "move out of the way" just means what it means as plainly as "no" means just that. At least her prospective target was given the benefit of candidness. These days it takes a keen sense to discern whether a gambit on someone's motives will lead to a court case, a date, or a stab wound. Outside of the refuge of "backwards" traditional, conservative religious and communal values exist times of precarious social flux.

That the pound "Me Too" and "TimesUp" movements have fizzled into "what now?" was, however, just as predictable as the fact that Feminist scapegoating of men as a whole would motivate young men into opposing it with increasingly open and explicit, rather than tacit, defiance. As a result of this defiance, Feminism is no longer an unquestionable force in American society, but instead is increasingly mocked for the farce it has become. Consider:
Was #MeToo just a Feminist tantrum or has Hollywood long been run by stealthy scumbags? Or both? Recent political happenings leave us with more questions about what we might not know than answers about what has supposedly transpired.

If I were the superstitious type, it would be very curious to me that California, the seat of the reigning Feminist orthodoxy in America, is currently ablaze. Perhaps heaven—and the innermost depths of the Western psyche—have frowned upon the Feminist project. And perhaps what the Left and Feminists are telling us through their characteristic psychological projection is that their time is... almost... up...