SAN ANGELO, TX -- The United States Air Force has sent out a warning to the millions of people who plan to storm Area 51 in September.
On September 20 a group of over 1.3 million people including many San Angeloans are going to attempt to break into the mysterious Area 51 located in Amargosa Valley, Nevada.
Even though this is a joke the US military is not taking the Facebook group so lightly.
“[Area 51] is an open training range for the U.S. Air Force, and we would discourage anyone from trying to come into the area where we train American armed forces,” a military spokeswoman told The Washington Post. “The U.S. Air Force always stands ready to protect America and its assets."
The mission of the job is of course storming area 51 in hopes to see extraterrestrials. The theme is "They Can't Stop All of Us" but looks like the US government is ready to protect all of its "secrets."
US law forbids trespassing on military bases. According to Section 1382 of Title 18, the law prohibits any person from entering any military installation for any purpose without permission, including a “military, naval, or coast guard reservation, post, fort, arsenal, yard, station or installation.” Anybody found guilty of breaking this law could be subject to six months imprisonment, a $500 fine, or both.
Also military bases have the right to use deadly force and many signs are posted that depict that all around the base.
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I'm all for recruiting heavily amongst the liberals, snowflakes and democrats to join the cause and help storm area 51....... The world needs to be rid of about 4 or 5 million of these brain dead idiots and the desert out there is the perfect place to pile all their bodies once the armed forces gets through testing their latest weapons on the masses............
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PermalinkRun past the sign that foretells your immediate demise. Darwinism in action I say.
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Permalink….thousands upon thousands of "Generation Snowflake" hurling their doughy, useless corpses into the line of fire of heavily armed military personnel??!!
Go get them aliens, kiddos! That'll teach Trump a lesson he'll not soon forget, along with all those "elites", with their paychecks and daily shower routines!
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PermalinkSupposedly "Area 51" is just a big decoy...
They say that the real "goodies" are actually located in small town bases like the one here in San Angelo. Furthermore, rumor has it that the local CIA psychic spy program is actually housing stolen artifacts that will grant the user clairvoyant and telepathic abilities with minimal training. Additionally, there is supposed to be an underground vault filled with various gems and precious metals such as highly refined gold, hundreds of alien corpses in suspended animation, both confiscated and yet-to-be-sold drug contraband, a database containing the real history of the world including the actual details of the JFK assassination, and an entranceway to a tunnel system left by a technologically advanced nonhuman species. This entranceway is guarded by several hundred genetically modified "amazonians" who are female soldiers used by the secret government and supposedly extremely lovelorn and extremely beautiful—which is besides the point.
Hopefully word doesn't get out and leave San Angelo swarmed with armies of "naruto" running UFO nuts.
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PermalinkWould we really allow the govt to slaughter 1 million of it's own citizens? You all seem far too excited to see humans die.
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PermalinkYou whiny libs have absolutely no sense of humor. All the above comments are of the "tongue in cheek" variety.
Plus we all know these snowflakes would turn tail and run crying home to Mama after the first shot was fired.
And while we're on the subject of whiny libs, since when did it become racist for someone to say, essentially, 'America, love it, or leave it?'
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Permalink“If you don’t love it leave it, let this song that I’m singing be a warning.
If you’re running down our country, hoss, you’re walking on the fighting side of me.”
Thank you mighty Merle Haggard.
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PermalinkMost people have lost the ability to distinguish between journalistic objectivity and agenda-driven bias in the "news" they read. The "Squad", and the radical Left are a collective example of those who depend on the line between the two, remaining forever blurred in order to fuel this fallacious consensus which mainstream media has picked up and ran with.
Deductive reasoning is the Left's m.o., when assigning pejorative, borderline libelous labels to people they wish to vilify (e.g., "Trump used the phrases "go back where you came from" or "you're free to leave", and I ASSUME his words are veiled attacks on my nationality -- therefore, Trump IS a racist").
Trump never attacked any of the four women's nationalities, or ethnic backgrounds rather their radicalism, which they flaunt as loudly as Trump's disapproval and opinions regarding it.
To people of reason, "racism" denotes a very specific mindset and display of prejudicial views and treatment, towards others, based upon their given ethnicity -- to the Left, "racism" is but a spare tire for their vehicles of flawed ideologies or crutches for crippled rationale.
Opinion and political spin inspire editorials, and over time, these editorials become presented as fact, before being stamped "NEWS", catering to the impressionable Leftist base's insatiable appetite for regurgitated, chunkier puddles of their own recycled false narratives, which are then devoured with all the fervor of dogs lapping up their own vomit.
If Trump is guilty of anything, it's shooting from the hip, in a futile exchange with the living, breathing Mount Rushmore of identity politics and race baiting.
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Permalink"Don't run! We are your friends!"
- Martian Translator Device, "Mars Attacks," 1996
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PermalinkI love your posts! Leading the blind up the garden path is perfect for so much that is going on right now!
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PermalinkThe USAF needs to create a museum there. Create fake props designed by bored Airman stuck out there at Paradise Ranch. Charge admission, and it could more than pay for itself.
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